My boredom has reached a new height. I have read all my webcomics, checked out myspace, lj, okcupid, blah blah etc. So I sit here at work, procrastinating (mostly because I don't really have much to do) and being bored.

So I get to unleash some of that at you. Don't you feel special?

Anyway, I've come to a few conclusions in my boredom. First, I would love to collect a few cute emo boys. Hmm, minor correction. Perhaps I want a few cute emo-ish boys and girls. My own little harem type thing if you will. Although maybe a bit more like fandom, having the idolation of a small group of people would rock. And the orgies could sure be fun. Along that matter... I really find a lot of Anime characters über sexy. I wonder why that is. Perhaps they can be drawn to a perfection that you just dont see in a human. Eh, I don't know. But I would LOVE to be in some anime world.

(Please note: I am definately a pervert. If didn't think I was, well sorry for ruining that for you. But really... this day and age most people are. They just don't admit it)

Second, well I think I covered that with the orgy comment from before. I think it would be awesome to have several hot people rubing all over you, naked bodies becoming a writhing mass of pleasure. Yay.. that would rock. Sometimes I get annoyed at some of the conservative norms of the world, where people think you can only have one partner (Most of which feel has to be of the Opposite sex. I dont think people should limit love like that, but eh.. I'm weird that way I suppose). But really, if you could share you life with more than one person you should! More love to spread around, and multiple people to have naughty fun.

(PS Note that I'm a bit horny at the moment. Happens sometimes when I get horribly bored. Ok.. it happens a LOT. I'm a horn ball ok!)

I wonder how many people I've scared away by this time. Hell, I wonder if anyone would bother to read this at all. Yeah.. I'm sure some people have. After all, I can't be the only one bored out of my mind.


So now a talk about anatomy, specifically the human form. A nude woman tends to be a beautiful thing. Now, I say tend because there are always exceptions. Some people are just scary... regardless of being naked or not. And I have an unfortunate bias against overweight people. Thank you american media for that. Can't really change it now, its kind of ingrained. It just makes me find skinnier people more attractive. Is annoying sometimes.

Anyway, the male genetalia is just not very attractive. Sure, there is plenty erotic and sexy about it if its erect and on a hot body. But normally its just kinda... ugly looking. Floppy, flacid, a mass of skin. Definately not attractive. But the rest of the male body can be pretty hot. Especially the flat stomach and chest (I like em hairles myself). I've always enjoyed the stomach area, especially the little V shape between the pelvis and stomach. So hot. And the ass, I'm also an ass guy. Not sure why exactly, but a nice ass and legs can go a really long way with me.

Anyway, I think at this point I'm randomly ranting and not ever sure what the point of this whole thing was. Oh yeah, to relieve boredom. And probably disturb many of the people out there.

Hopefully I have succeeded.